Thar he blows!
Friday, May 30th, 2008
Ahoy there! Is it safe to surface? I’ve been a-hiding in the fair Caribe on porpoise…It’s a foul wind been blowin’,and Charlie’s not the only Chicken of the Sea! Been a-sportin’ with mermaids,have I.Did ya’ know why they always wear seashells? A-cause B shells are too small,and D shells are too big. Me parrot took off fur parts unknown.I got her in Tahiti,and called her Polly Nesia.She must a got into the Java, and Balai Hai’d it outta here.
What’s that I see on the horizon?Arrrrrrrrrrrrr…….t’aint a hurricane….t’aint Moby……aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr……methinks it’s the fair Ruby headed fur me,and I ain’t a spoutin’ off on this one!