Raffy to the rescue
May 19th, 2008
Raffy Flies to the Rescue…and Wins the Heart of a Fur Maiden
Dear Diary,
When I woke up this morning,I was filled with a nameless dread that had nothing to do with the 17 mousies au catnip that I had last night.Something ominous was looming,something cat-astrophic,but I couldn’t put my paw on it.
Then I got an e-mail from Ruby Tuesday,but it feels like Friday the 13th.A feline Mata Furry!
I never should have rescued her from the clutches of that arch fiend, Siamese LeGree! He holds the mortgage on her cattery,and was demanding a purrince’s furtune in mousies!When he threatened to fur-close and send all her kittens on a one way trip over the cataracts,I had no choice.I whiskered away the furballettes to safety,but when I returned,the rotterwiler had snatched the fur Ruby and taken her fur a train ride on the Canadian Purrcific,the hard way.
Apurrently,snatching her from certain death left the wrong impurression,and now she’s infatuated with me,and will stop at nothing to lead me to the alter.But I’ve already had that opurration!
O woe is me-ow!What to do,what to do???