Weigh Anchor!Raffy’s Away !
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Miss Ruby has caught up with me!I didn’t know that she’s a gypsypuss!Trying to cast a spell over me!And I never been gud at speling!(Or gramar.)
I’ll have to get me ship,The Holy Catfish Mama,ready to sail furthwith!Once I can get to the Catribbean,or even better,the Purrcific,I should be safe.Going to take the Purrnama Canal route.(Hope this route canal idea works out!If she catches up with me,things could get pretty purrilous!Not to mention painful)
But I’m having trouble putting on me gear!Can anyone out there lend me a paw?Drag me outfit with yer mousie onto me,Raffy the Mighty Purrate Cat!
Then it’ll be time to heave hohoho!(Are hohohos hard to heave?I’ve never lifted one.)
May 21st, 2008 at 7:43 pm
IF Raffy is escaping via the St Clair River……..please do stop by for a dish of nip. ;o)) Ruby is invited as well. She really IS a beautiful specimen. Too bad about the vet trip. ;o/
May 21st, 2008 at 8:17 pm
So ye’re near the St.Clair,are ye?Arrrrrrrrr….it be a treacherous stretch o’water,that!Sharks and alligators don’t come into it!It’s the 12 foot carp ye gotta be on the lookout fur!Arrrrrrrrrr…..many a sailor’s come a cropper on one of they beauties!Water’s so shallow that they can’t get below the surface.Moving reefs,they is! Thank ‘ee kindly for the invite! What kind o’ ‘nip have ye got stashed away?
May 22nd, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Oh a clever lil dress me game
Don’t forget your dramamine Raffy!
May 22nd, 2008 at 7:19 pm
He never leaves home without it!Only cat I know who gets car sick watching The Dukes of Hazard.