Ahoy! Ruby Sets Sail!
Today, I, Ruby Tuesday, begin me adventure in finding that rascal Raffy, who stole me heart and then left me to seek his fortune and enjoy his adventures. On this voyage, I have me trusty Bopper, aka, BlueJeans Bop, a seaworthy puss once he gets his sea legs-his land legs are purrty clumsy too. Weaving from port to starboard, but at least he has his mop, so the deck is clean. I have with me the cherished magic compass passed on to me by ma mum when I was a mere kit. She knew I should have it in times of need. With it I will locate Raffy and purrsuade him by fair means and fowl (I assume he likes chicken).
Raffy has stolen my heart when I was but a mere kit, and his human mum and mine took an online class together. I swooned when I first saw his picture and his daring-do adventures. I admired the cut of his jib, and his flashy stripes too. He made pretty promises, which I know now that, living as far way from me as he does, he knew he was in no danger of having to keep. Now that I am a grown lass, and in an adventure previously described, in which this Exotic feline rescued me from certain death, I am convinced that we are meant to be together. He, being a stubborn lad, has so far resisted by running away, risking his life in fabulus adventures in this world and others. I long to be at his side and share those adventures!
With me magic compass, given to me by ma birth mum, I can locate Raffy anywhere! So woe to any pussycat who tries to keep us apart! It will be walkin’ the plank for ‘em!
I have him in me sights now and the race is on!
May 30th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Is this the same Ruby Tuesday who used to drive the Big Yellow Taxi?
May 30th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Don’t know if Joni Mitchell ever met Ruby Tuesday…..but she must have been a cat-ophile!:
So they paved purr-adise
And put up a purrking lot
With a pink hotel
A boutique
And a swinging night spot.
Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you got ’til it’s gone
They paved purr-adise
Put up a purr-king lot.
“I wrote ‘Big Yellow Taxi’ on my first trip to Hawaii. I took a taxi to the hotel and when I woke up the next morning, I threw back the curtains and saw these beautiful green mountains in the distance. Then, I looked down and there was a parking lot as far as the eye could see, and it broke my heart… this blight on paradise. That’s when I sat down and wrote the song.”-Joni Mitchell (Canadian music legend)
May 31st, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Lol, She must have loved cats
June 2nd, 2008 at 11:23 am
Must be a different purr-adise. Ruby has never driven the Big Yellow Taxi,
but she has been seen with some of her fuury companions driving the Ken Kesey Bus, “Furrther.” One of the Purrranksters, meowow!
June 2nd, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Yowser! Raffy’s more into “Yellow Subpurrine” and “Sgt.Peppurr’s Lonely Hearts Club Band”,not to mention The Mamas and the Purrpas”.
June 4th, 2008 at 1:28 am
I do hope that eventually Raffy and Ruby (I just know they will end up together) will plan to publish their purrfect adventures in a real paper and ink book for all to purruse.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Ruby says she’d love to be the femme furr fatale in a book. What fun that would be to do! She’s also encouraged that someone has faith that they will end up together, in spite of Mr. Cowardly Puss’s reluctance. She’s getting ready to write her new post, just has to get Bopper back into shape for his picture. He had a slight mishap while at sea and is still trying to get his coat dry.
June 4th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Yowser! Thanks fur the vote of confidence.I’d have to learn how to write,but it’s doable!I don’t know if I’m left-pawed or right,or ambipawstrous.What an purrplexing enigmomma! (I’m not really chicken-that would be an eggxtreme eggxageration.More like a fearful furrball.)