Adventures in Raffyland

Book ‘im,Raff-o! (Bopper hangs 8!)

Raffy takes up deep-sea fishing,and gets a big one!Will there be a big fin-ish?Keep tuna-ing in!

Me faithful Bopper is going down to de-fin that fake shark! And meow! Me meowself will be awaiting his return with the Catch of the Day: the devious Raffy!

Oh,Ruuuuby…..look behinnnnnnnnd you!!!

Raffy finds a way…..tuna in next week…..

Ahhhhhhhhhh!! Ruby off the purrt bow!

Oh, devious pussycat! Grrrrrowl, I’ll teach him! Playing with the purrmaids and talking about seashells. A chicken of the sea and on land too!

Actually, me sidekick, Bopper, ran into a bit of trouble at sea. He gets into some tight fixes if I don’t keep me eye on him, and he’s already been fixed, too. 

Bopper fell overboard on me ship, and just as I was afraid he was going to lose his 9^th life, the Siamese Purrate Ship showed up. I have an inside edge with the Siamese because we have common ancestors. The only exception was that rogue Siamese who kidnapped me the time that Raffy came to me rescue. These Siamese recognized me immediately by me point color and me blue eyes, and came to Bopper’s rescue, since he is a Blue Point with the same ancestors. A sorry puss he was, unfortunately even a sourpuss, because he hates getting wet.

So mew ho, mew ho, it’s off to get Raffy we go! If I can sneak up on him hiding in his box, I’ll haul him off, pick up me wedding dress and we’ll exchange our wedding meows, even if I have to carry him up the aisle in his box!

The Siamese Purrate Ship is waiting for a signal in case I have any trouble getting Raffy to coopurrate. I just wish they would quit howling “We are Siamese…”

Meow that I’ve got a shipload of Siamese waiting to come to my aid, victory is assured! I will be joined with my true love in purrfect bliss. All of the Siamese are invited to the wedding, purrcourse!

We’re coming ashore by rowboat, and although Bopper is rowing purrty slowly, get ready, Raffy!